Where’s Boo’s F**king Water Bottle?

Those of you who read “Thy Mom’s Ten Commandments ” know that we have an issue with Boo losing her f**king water bottle.  So far this school year, we’ve gone from three to one.  So I did an internet search and, miraculously, came up with several sightings.  Now I just need to figure out how to get the f**king water bottle back.

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Honest Abe, my ass.  He took Boo’s f**king water bottle!

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The royal f**king water bottle.

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Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton.  And there’s a million things I haven’t done.  But I have taken Boo’s f**king water bottle.

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Who run the world?  Boo’s f**king water bottle.  That’s who.

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In January, I’m using Boo’s f**king water bottle to get very, very drunk.

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God and Adam fight for control of Boo’s f**king water bottle

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Muhammed Ali KO’s Sonny Liston with the help of Boo’s f**king water bottle

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Steph shoots Boo’s f**king water bottle for three.

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I wanna hold Boo’s f**king water bottle.

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Eww!  He can keep Boo’s f**king water bottle.  Who knows where those stubby little fingers have been?

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