Page Barnes is not your mom. Unless you’re her daughter, Boo, and Boo probably isn’t reading this because she has to live it.
Page has been named a top Satire and Humor writer on Medium.com. Her work has been featured on The Huffington Post (U.S., U.K. and Deutschland), Beyond Your Blog, Bullshitist, Sammiches and Psych Meds and other sites. When she is not writing dumb blog posts, she practices law in San Francisco.
If you want to contact Page, email her at [email protected].
And text your own mother so that she knows you’re alive.