New Years Day
Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 31, 2016
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Note from Your Mom — With this exception of the first tweet, this is a satire, written by a hater and loser.
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