Usually Boo pays no attention to my blog, but by some miracle, she saw my last post “Where’s Boo’s F**king Water Bottle?” and she found a water bottle and brought it home! I nearly fainted.
Anyway, she liked the post, and I had enough fun doctoring pictures that I decided to do a sequel focusing on the history of Boo’s f**king water bottle. It turns out that Boo’s f**king water bottle has played an important role in some historical events.
Oh the tales Boo’s f**king water bottle could tell!
It wasn’t an apple. It was Boo’s f**king water bottle.
Mystery of the Sphinx solved! It was a holder for Boo’s f**king water bottle.
Boo’s f**king water bottle was a regular at orgies during the Roman Empire.
99 f**king water bottles on the Great Wall. 99 f**king water bottles. Take one down pass it around. 98 f**king water bottles on the Great Wall.
We now know why the Mona Lisa was smiling. She was well hydrated thanks to Boo’s f**king water bottle.
Little known fact — Henry VIII and Boo’s f**king water bottle carried on a torrid affair until he lost the f**king water bottle.
Originally the text read, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Boo’s f**king water bottle.”
Boo’s f**king water bottle was a notorious suffragette who was arrested after she magnetized herself and stuck herself to the White House fence.
Boo’s f**king water bottle killed Hitler!
Boo’s f**king water bottle was spotted on the Grassy Knoll. Just saying.
F**k, Neil! You left Boo’s f**king water bottle on the moon! How are we gonna get it back now?
Let’s hope that this post prompts the return of another f**king water bottle.
Hysterical!
Even if there were 99 bottles on top of the Great Wall. None of them would ever make it home.