Thy Mom’s Eleventh Commandment


Last night, I watched the first episode of HBO’s new series “Westworld.” Evan Rachel Wood is totally gorgeous and very good in the show, but I’m so glad I’m not her mom. She has broken two of my nonnegotiable rules: 1) she got a tattoo of a boyfriend’s initials (Thy Mom’s First Commandment); and 2) she was engaged to Marilyn Manson. (No, they are not his initials.)

Thy Mom forgot Thy Mom’s¬†Eleventh Commandment — Thou shalt not enter into a romantic relationship with Marilyn Manson. ¬†And if thou does, Thy Mom better not find out about it.